Virtual Barber Shop
Step 1: Put on headphones. THIS WILL NOT WORK WITHOUT THEM
Step 2: Close your eyes and press play. You will not regret this decision, I promise.
The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die
Is this an original thought or am I just remembering it, a novel by me