Mom, Jesus did not die for you to bring home generic brand cereal.
Dean is like the sun because he’s cute as hell and keeps ppl alive and is usually drawn as a cute cartoon but he can also kill u and it also hurts to look at him sometimes do u feel me
my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce