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allmyfavouritesdie:

Virtual Barber Shop

Step 1: Put on headphones. THIS WILL NOT WORK WITHOUT THEM

Step 2: Close your eyes and press play. You will not regret this decision, I promise.

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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coochiejuice:

The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die

Is this an original thought or am I just remembering it, a novel by me

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much